Oh, Twilight, You’ll Never Die
(via Bookshelves of Doom)
In case you too have been scarred by the terrible writing that is Twilight, this is for your amusement. I described the books as fried twinkies: you know how terrible are, and yet you can’t stop eating them. Until the fourth book and the name “Renesmee” appeared, and then I finally threw it at a wall.
If you’re fortunate enough to have NOT read these books, then read these play-by-plays and amuse yourself. You know it’s better than actually doing work.